We dined at Noir for my sisters birthday recently and it was a pleasant experience so, I thought I’d share it.
I want to start by saying that I don’t think the food reflects the high price point and although we enjoyed the dishes we weren’t blown away. The restaurant itself is located on a pretty busy high street but the exterior is very welcoming and inside they have 2 floors where the top is reserved for Shisha.
We were seated on the ground floor since we were only there to eat and were promptly greeted by a waiter who took our order for food and drinks. The mocktails arrived within 10 minutes followed shortly by our food. The drinks were a little on the sweet side for me however they still tasted good. We chose to have all our dishes come out together as we ordered a variety and would be sharing them. The portions were pretty generous and between the 4 of us, we got to enjoy a little of each item. I’ve listed what we ate below in case you are looking to go soon and need some inspo:
- Bombay Blues (Mocktail)
- Candy Sharbat (Mocktail)
- Kiwi Kahani (Mocktail)
- Lychee Lucknow (Mocktail)
- Chennai Chilli Prawns
- Kolkota Wings
- Lahori Lamb Chops
- Teek Hain Tacos
- Do Me Like Dhal
- My Butter Half
- Prawn Me Up
- Chicken Catch Up Biryani
- Butter Naan
- Masala Fries
Out of all of the above I wouldn’t recommend the tacos as they were bland and uninspired. My favourite dish would be the prawn curry which was creamy, sweet and packed full of flavour. Overall we had a nice experience and I would recommend this restaurant however be prepared for a chunky bill!
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| Important Information | |
| Address: | 1302 High Road, Whetstone, London, N20 9HJ |
| Website: | https://noir-uk.com/restaurant/ |
| Phone Number: | 0208 445 5553 |
| Halal: | YES |
| Ratings: | Food: 6.5/10 Service: 6/10 Atmosphere: 6/10 |

















